Hmmm...seems as though I was tagged with something.

I thought something bit me last night.

Might as well do it, haven't put anything in here in a while, it's late, I'm tired, and I have nothing better to do really then to...

Well lets not get into that.
Shall we...??

Dear Inner Voice:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it When I threw up With George Bush and his wife and I saw you Sit on My best friend. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That we're cousins. I'm returning Your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about A passionate interest for mice .

Greetings to your freaky family,
-Psy-

Here are the rules;

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the first person on your watchlist):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I had a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Your embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Whoever happens across this, reads this, and hasn't done it yet...
I tag them...
The unknown ones.

R U L E S
#1) You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
#2) Tag five people afterwards.
#3) Leave a message on their page telling them their tagged.


ARE YOU..?

1. Perfect?
Well I consider myself a perfect failure, a perfect goth/emo/cutter, and a perfect sketch-bag/weirdo. Generally perfect though I'm not. Not in the eyes of a sane person anyway, but maybe we just shouldn't get into all this now, heh.

2. Tall?
Yeah, taller then I'd like to be actually. Though, it does have it's advantages and certain shorter people generally seem to be a bit envious.

3. In your pajamas?
Don't wear pajamas right now really. I have some nightshirts but usually sleep in my clothes, yeah I'm just that much of a weirdo and a lazy person.

4. Left handed?
Hell no. I don't mind being completely right handed but I do wish my left hand was actually useful/worth something. >.<

LAST:

1. Friend you saw:
Hmmm...do friends who are family members count?? ~blinks~

2. Talked to on the phone:
After a long awaited time, I finally got to talk to Avi again.

3. Person to text you:
M.Y.

4. Was today better than yesterday?
Yeah I'd say so. I was a bit more tired today and work was a little slower, the day dragged on a bit more. However, I don't have to work tomorrow so that makes me happy, I got to stay up late and talk on the phone...and I'm still up (obviously). XD

FAVORITES:

1. Number:
Eight

2. Color...s:
Black, purple, blue, silver, and white

3. Fruit:
I like lots of different fruit, I just ate some watermelon a little while ago though, so that's the fruit on my mind and good right now. ^.^

4. Place:
Hmmm, that's a hard one. I like my room, it's dark purple and has neat things in it, also considered one giant emo corner. I like being outside at certain times too, like when it's cool and breezy, also when a storm is about to come and it's dark. When there is a certain eerie quietness...

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Looked at my cell phone to see what time it was.

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Yeah I'm constantly plagued with some kind of inner torment but I've gotten used to it by now.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Actually saw one just the other day...Iron Man

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Work

Q: Do you smile a lot?
A: Generally I don't think I do, or so I've been told anyway. It usually depends on who I'm around/talking to, how I'm currently feeling, and what not.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Well I think they're pretty and I do honestly have corny thoughts on occasion when looking at them and the moon. Do I logically think these thoughts will be effected in any way by what I'm looking at?? No, not really.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: From the outside I don't think I come off as too friendly, but I can be once someone actually gets to know me. Good luck with that...

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: On my new futon...^.^

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: I haven't cried out of sadness or happiness for a long time. I've felt like it and wanted to, but it just no longer comes. That was probably at least 5 years ago. I have cried out of anger though recently, my sister is the only one who can get me to that point though. It's either that or kill her, seriously.

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: Not really sure actually. Something good usually, something that relaxes and makes you feel warm, fuzzy, and floating. I try to anyway because that's what usually gives me the best sleep. Though it varies from that, to inner torment of a sort, to sex...heh.

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: Probably a solid 6...?? Too indecisive though for a question like this really.

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: The fridge and my brother's turtle tank bubbler.

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: My stomach actually...pretty badly. v.v

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: October

Q:What did you do last night?
A: Played the Wii with my brother.

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now:
Yeah, I usually always am though.

2. Are you happy?:
I am for the most part or at least try to be. Let's just say, I enjoy and have fun being an emo. XD

3. Are you sad?:
Right now I think I'm too tired to be sad, or much of anything else for that matter. ~coughs~

4. Are you bored?:
I'm never bored...even when I have absolutely nothing to do.

6. Are you nervous?:
Too tired to be nervous, plus I don't really have a reason to be.

8. Are you tired?:
Yep...got up early and was at work all day, it's now 4:50 am and I haven't slept yet...need I really say more??

ABOUT YOU:

001. Real name?
Eman Laer

002. Nick names?
Psy, Xy, Slave

003. Eye Color?
Hazel, dominant color changes usually.

004. Zodiac sign?
Cancer.

005. Male or female?
Neither and both...??

[Insert the missing-for-who-knows-what-reason 006 through 007]

008. Slut?
Nope, sometimes I wonder though...

009. Smart?
I've been told I am. If that's true it's wasted...

010. Hair color?
Dark brown and some bleached parts on the sides and tips, yellowish/orange.

011. Long or short?
Very long, to my lower back, I've been considering on getting it cut sometimes in the near future though.

013. Sweats or Jeans?
How about skirts?? ~blinks~

014. Phone or Camera?
Phone

016. Drink or Smoke?
I'd never smoke, I don't drink really but I do love my alcohol.

[D: Fifteen to nineteen poofeded.]

020. Tattoos?
Nope, maybe someday...or piercings.

021. Righty or lefty?
<.<...>.>

FIRSTS:

024. First best friend?
Not sure, either Debbie, Sarah, or Heather...

025. first crush?
Not sure and it doesn't really matter enough to me to remember.

027. First pet?
Probably some fish, followed by a couple genie pigs...then some cats and dogs...

028. First big vacation?
I've never been outside of the Northeast really. Yeah I'm a loser...my biggest vacations where going to Vermont and staying there in the summer with family.

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating?
Nothing

050. Drinking?
^ Repeated ^

052. I'm about to:
Hopefully go to sleep soon...??

053. Listening to?
Same as before except I can hear my mother snoring in the other room and it's raining out now. ~nods~

054. Plans for today?
Sleep then wake up, enjoy my day off, and finally get my TV working!!

WHICH IS BETTER WITH A SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

070. Shorter or taller?
Well I did like taller for a while but I'm kind of slowly giving up on that. It doesn't matter to me really but recently I prefer shorter I believe.

072. Romantic or spontaneous?
A little bit of both...

074. Sensitive or loud?
Once again, both...

075. Hook-up or relationship?
Relationship...

HAVE YOU EVER:

079. Drank bubbles?
Nope...not that I can remember anyway.

080.Lost glasses?
Yeah but that doesn't matter because I never wear them...

081. Ran away from home?
No...

084. Broken someone's heart?
Not that I know of, nobodies liked me that much.

085. Been arrested?
Nope...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

090. Miracles?
Not really.

089. Yourself?
Depends...

090. Heaven?
Not sure.

093. Santa Claus?
Not anymore, I did at a time.

094. Love
I'd like to and that it's out there but not many people seem to find it.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Do you like someone?
Sure I like some people, but do you love someone?? Now that would have been a question worth asking and answering, heh.

099. Do you believe in God?
Not sure, sometimes and sometimes not.

100. Answered the truth on all questions:
Yeah I tried. It was hard though considering how perfectly indecisive I can be.